Thursday, November 13, 2008

GIANT EVIL FISH COME TO TAKE YOUR MONEY



If you didn't know, there's a bunch of crazy fish species invading american waterways, multiplying at incredible rates, eating everything, and fucking up the ecosystems. This includes the Asian Carp, seen above, that can grow up to 100 lbs. Well apparently, the Asian Carp invasion has been tracked to around 50 miles away from the Great Lakes. If they do enter, scientist believe that their voracious appetite could deplete other fish's food supply, and cause catostrophic, irreversible damage to the Lakes' food chains, and in turn absolutely destroy the Great Lakes multi-billion dollar fishing industry.

The Asian Carp is like the AIDS of the fish world.

They say the solution is to cut off the carp's path to the Great Lakes. WRONG.

The real solution is to introduce another new species, another Asian species, that will fuck the Carp up and keep them in check.

JAPANESE GOBLIN SHARK.



Hey, Great Lakes Fisheries Committee, no thanks needed, just some of those BILLIONS i saved you. HOLLER.

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