So today I was watching some television, and I came across a commercial. Yeah, poor remote skills, I know, but hear me out. I saw a commercial for Subway, the sandwich shop. In the commercial, it showed a thin, attractive, white, proffesional woman order the 'meal that makes her butt look bigger,' from 'made-up-fast-food-chain.' Congrats, Subway, on making a terrible ad. First of all, you don't know what your fucking target audience is. Do you really think health freaks who buy organic vegetables and work out 5 days a week are actually going to come to subway for lunch? Do you really think that attractive young proffesionals really want the meatball classic, or any type of fast food? You're stupid then. People who buy fast food, buy fast food because it's fast and cheap, not because it's healthy. You might get the occasional guy who comes in there who orders a double meat double cheese bacon ranch club because he saw Jared lose weight doing it, but at the end of the day, we all know that that dude is a fucking idiot, and nobody goes to Subway to lose weight.
And on top of that what fucking era do the heads of subway ad's live in? The 'make my butt bigger meal,' is like free fucking advertising for your competetitors! Are you fucking serious? Big Butt = Amazing to everybody under 50 years of age. Girls in my generation get butt implants.
If your making adds that say your competitors make girls butts look like this, you might as well give up now, because I'm heading to Mickey D's right now to scope out the next FHM Model, you morons.
I guess you're trying to really bring in that 50+ crowd with these ad's but for real, you're like giving up on trying to be popular. Whoever's in charge of your ad department needs to be fired immeadielty.
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