TEACH ME A THING OR THREE

Man, it seems like these teachers can't get enough of their students now-a-days. This week, two more female teachers have ended up "sexually abusing" some of their students. We've got Sharron Kay Hrozek from Houston, and Beth Ann Chester from Pennsylvania adding to long list of female teacher predators.

The common response to this is "Man, where were these teachers when I was in high school?!!" and that's because a common response comes from a common man. I'll tell you where they were. Picking out the perfume I like and changing my grade to an A+, that's where. I raileed every decent looking chick with a teaching degree from 3rd grade on. Even some ugly ones, just so I could continue slapping the shit out geeks with no repercussions. Now that it's clear that this type of shit has been around forever, we've got to figure out why all of the sudden everybody's getting caught.

The biggest reason kids and teachers are getting caught now are cell phones. Let's start deleting text messages, people. I figured it was common knowledge to delete everything off your phone almost immediately to avoid snooping parents and jealous breezy's, but i guess for some of these dudes a naked picture of their bio teacher is a prized possession. The reason there's been so many of these affairs being discovered as of late, is directly correlated to the number of kids with cell phones.

The next reason has got to be haters. Stop hating you assholes. "Man, Timmy Peterson just railed that hot teacher. LETS THROW HER IN JAIL." Hater alert. When you see me out pimping your bitch, don't get mad, motherfucker, get rich. Sharron Kay Hrozek and her 'victim' were caught by unfortunate circumstances though. The assistant principal caught Ms. Hrozek performing fellatio, after a Janitor informed him that a teacher and student were in a classroom after hours with the lights off. We can't really throw a hater flag in the direction of the janitor because you know damn well he would've had to clean that shit up. If I was the janitor though, I would knocked, busted in buck naked like 'Daddy's here.' and busted her down. OBAMA'D.

In conclusion, I'm the best.