In Cleveland, Ohio, A Woman recieved the first facial transplant ever in the United States. Well that really made me angry at John Travolta and Nick Cage, you fucking LIARS. Anyways, this chick apparently had a face grotesque enough to make small children scream, cry, run, and hide. And she decided to rid her self of that gift, (i mean, who the fuck likes small children?) and attach another person's face to her face.
The procedure took 22 hours and will allow this woman to no longer frighten people, have facial expressions, and to walk around without standing out. Hey congrats lady, all the results of this procedure are NEGATIVE. not scaring people? LAME. Showing emotion? LAME. going unnoticed? LAME.
Plus, what the fuck is gonna happen if the face they took was from a hideous fucking chick. Before hand, you actually had people scared or possibly sympathetic towards you, now people are just gonna ignore you and treat you like an ugly chick.
If I had a grotesque face I would just become an ultimate bad ass like "The Hound," and cut dudes from shoulder to groin with my broad sword, father bastards throughout the realm, and spread terror with a flaming vengeance, getting even with the world for cursing me with this disgusting countenance.
HOVA.
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