Tuesday, December 2, 2008

WE ARE NOT ALONE.

Cameras from a Shell off-shore drilling site have captured a monster that makes the giant squid in Peter Benchley's "Beast" look like a pussy. A mile and half deep in the gulf of mexico, resides this guy.



National Geographic scientists have grouped it with the Magnapinna family of squids, which is Latin for EAT YOUR FACE. They've never witnessed one with human eyes, and there's a lack of other objects around in the film to give them a a comparison to estimate it's actual size. I'm wagering on at least a million feet long.

Once we get invaded by aliens, we should just present this tape to them, and watch the motherfuckers go home with the quickness, because the Magnapinna is obviously the supreme predator of the galaxy.

I'm working on making my million foot tank right now, don't worry about it.

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