Wednesday, December 17, 2008

PAT WILLIAMS IS ANGRY



Minnesota Vikings' Pro-bowl Defensive tackle and direct descendent of Thor, Pat Williams is the baddest dude on the planet, and one would think that title would leave the valiant warrior with little to be angry about.

However, the NFL thought it would be a splendid idea to attempt to suspend Mr. Williams and the other half of his titanic sumo dynamic duo Kevin on utter bullshit charges that should really be called "being too awesome." (obama'd.) Federal judges have ruled that the NFL is stupid and wrong, and let the Williams' boys play, but Pat suffered a shoulder injury in the Vikings 35-14 slaughter of the Arizona Cardinals. I fear that bullshit suspensions and retarded injuries have awoken the beast within and opened the world up to the wrath of a man we should have never messed with.

Earlier today, a terrible accident occured in Dresbach, Minnesota, involving two freight trains and 1,000 gallon propane tank, and "a extremely pissed off monster in purple," according eye witness peter sherman.



While Pat Williams hasn't be officially cited as the cause of this accident, you've got to be half retarded to think otherwise.

may god have mercy on us all.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

FUCK YOU RYAN. YOU THINK YOU ARE HOT SHIT BUT UR NOT. FUCK SARAH TOO.