Wednesday, November 19, 2008

DRUNK CHICKEN = JAIL TIME


More chicken news.

Two kids in in England are being charged with animal cruelty for giving a chicken whiskey to drink and blowing marijuana smoke in it's face.

Opposed to having it's head cut off an being turned into lean cuisine with hard plastic in it, i think getting high and drunk is an amazing alternative.

What a waste of alcohol and drugs though. Everybody loses here, except the chicken.