Nestle foods recalled 879,565 lbs of lean cuisine chicken shit today because it contained ‘hard plastic materials,’ and they received reports of some injuries.
Oh, I thought it called recalled because its LEAN CUISINE. Get that nasty pre-processed garbage the fuck outta here. The only lean I consume is purple and comes in a Styrofoam cup YA DIG.
And how fucking stupid are you to eat hard plastic? Oh wow, this microwavable dinner looks simply decadent, especially the shiny foreign objects in the gravy. Get the fuck out, idiots, you deserve your injuries.
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LOLOLOLS AT HARD PLASTIC FUCK LEAN CUISINE
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