So this youngster Drew Heredia exhibited some extreme bad ass and saved a 12 year old girl and her pussy ass dog from the jaws of pit bull, by applying a rear naked choke, a submission maneuver he learned from his Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu classes. Rear naked chokes are a commonly used tactic in Mixed Martial Arts, and looks something like this.
(While it’s usually seen used between two bloody hairy beast men, I like this version better.)
Not only did Drew have the balls to apply the chokehold on the dog, he held it for over 20 minutes, waiting for police to arrive. G-SHIT.
Anyways, This comes at a perfect time. With MMA’s huge rise in popularity over the past few years, it has become the target of pussies and lame people every where. These dorks like to claim that MMA is a barbaric, violent sport, and sometimes even referred to as ‘human cock fighting.’
Hey FUCKS. When’s the last time fucking Chess or Book Reading saved a 12 year old girl from a pit bull mauling? Yeah bitch, I said it. Let’s weaponize the fucking world by forcing them to watch Royce Gracie tapes.
Well back to the real issue. Is Drew Heredia really just a tough 9 year old who displayed some great courage? Or does the blood of the warrior flow through his veins? His parents should really allow me to take him under my wing, show him the ways of the Masters of the Universe, accidentally let him get swayed to the wrong side by my nemesis’s evil ways while I’m busy warring with the Southron Lords, and end up murdering him in a terrible bloody battle of the ages where we blow up the moon.
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