ITALIAN WOMEN ARE PISSING ME OFF

In Naples, Italy, a large group of women forced men into the worst predicament ever and made them choose between blowing shit up, and doing the nasty.

The women formed an organization called “Se Spari, Niente Sesso" (If you shoot, no sex,) which they cleverly disguised as a way to cut back on firework related injuries on New Years Eve. Hey, noble cause you assholes. Three retarded kids get their fingers blown off every year trying to shove a m-80 up a bullfrog’s ass, and that’s just god’s way of telling them that Bullfrogs are clearly more important than your pinky, you little shit. Let’s get rid of sex and explosions, which are the only productive emotional outlets that dudes have, and watch them destroy the world.

The devil is clearly at work here. Next thing you know men are going to be faced with a fighting vs. pizza argument brought up by some man hating Brazillian women’s group or something. Hey 2009 you’re off to a great start. You’ve already decided that the Vikings were too awesome for the remainder of the play-offs, and now you’ve got hot Italian women who I used to love pissing me off. If I find out Giada (the gorgeous host of the food networks’ ‘Everyday Italian’ is involved, I might just go Pat Williams all over all your asses.


(^Giada.)

Fuck it, even if she’s not, I’m going to BLOW EVERYTHING UP AS A DIRECT RESULT OF YOUR PROTESTS, YOU ITALIAN SKANKS.

Fight fire with raging hellfire inferno and brimstone, irrational hatred, and awesome. That’s my motto.